Here is how young, impressionable minds begin to 'communicate' after an MBA course in Internet entrepreneurship. This is a poem composited from conversations with students-come-entrepreneurs:

Vacuum

We are a stealth-mode, first-round
venture-fueled start-up
in the Web two-oh space that will impact their customers' pain point by
being best-of-breed, hiring the
best-and-the-brightest, and
taking computing to the next level
via a strategy of crafting an enterprise-class,
customer focused IT solution for the 21st century.

Mission statement; crafted by Andreas Paepcke